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Astrology July 7th-13th: Atmospheric Pressure
ABYSSAL EPISTLES
The Astrology of Baron Samadhi von Coppockalypse
Disclaimer: If you do not take every word of these horoscopes with the utmost faith, you will die. Statistics bear this out. Simply scan the newspapers. You will find that an overwhelming majority of the people that die each week DID NOT read the Baron's horoscopes.
Vol. 138: Atmospheric Pressure
This week sees a slew of planetary action. A Mars-Saturn conjunction, a Mercury-Pluto opposition and a Sun-Jupiter opposition all add themselves to the waxing Moon's witches brew for this week. Not only are we treated to a variety of intense planetary influences, but they all occur back to back, making the middle of the week an interesting time indeed.
Here's a brief breakdown of the conflicting forces afoot this week
Sun opposition Jupiter
The Sun in Cancer casts its eye at Jupiter in Capricorn from across the zodiac. The monthly focus on personal cultivation encounters opportunities just out of reach. A stretch is necessary in order to access these opportunities, but questions exist as to the quality of said opportunities, as well as whether the "stretch" may end up being a "rip."
Mars/Saturn conjunct in Virgo
At the same time, Mars, now in Virgo, marches to meet Saturn in early Virgo. Mars and Saturn are classical astrology's two malefic ("harm-causing") planets, and their biannual conjunctions often mark unpleasant events. Certainly most folks will emerge unscathed, but it does often put an unpleasant power into the air. Physical things, like bodies and computers, like to break or break down under this configuration. On the emotional level, anger born of frustration is a common response.
Mercury opposition Pluto
Also mid-week we see Mercury, about to leave Gemini for the first time in over 2 months, come into opposition with Pluto, which has temporarily retreated back into the arms of the Archer, Sagittarius. Mercury's opposition with Pluto sees secrets come to the surface, along with hidden emotions. It is also likely to bring finality to matters which have been batted back and forth in discussion for months now.
As these missives from the underworld emerge into daylight, they will trigger frustration and blow outs for some folks. For those in a position to moderate the influences of this week, a focused, industrious energy will be the positive result.
The primary conflict of the influences at work this week is between opportunity and frustrating difficulties. For many, the two will be tied together, and the vision of opportunity impossible to grasp without engaging the difficulties.
Frustration is a result of the friction between goals and obstacles. The steam that pours out your ears can also power a locomotive.*
*The Baron promises not to wax "motivational" more than once per month.
Horoscopes: July 7th-13th
Note on Horoscopes: 12 Fold horoscopes are a way to assess the general condition of the splayed rays of the zodiac. Although not without value, they are a blunt tool, and can only describe the archetypal activity in each power-zone. In order to sharpen the accuracy of the horoscopes, read your Sun Sign if you were born in the day-time, and read your Moon Sign if you were born at night. Reading the Sign in which the Ascendant is placed is also advised.
Aries: Or Others
Professional opportunities loom high above the foundations you've been doing patch up work on. However, the Mars-Saturn conjunction marks what may be a rather difficult work week. Don't hurt yourself. Or others. Your focus on personal power may be best served during the next few weeks by rerouting your attention from yourself to the tools you're working with.
Taurus: Have Fun Later
The Mars-Saturn conjunction this week cramps attempts at good times until the weekend. Meanwhile, extend financial considerations come to an important point and an opportunity for travel or personal expansion is highlighted.
Gemini: Bad News First
Communications with significant others which have meandered around clarity come to a head this week, leaving few illusions about the state of affairs. The Mars-Saturn conjunction provides little comfort, although the Sun spotlights what may be a financial opportunity.
Cancer: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Birthday Cancers will receive a certificate for one (1) free weekly horoscope. Non-birthday Cancers receive the same. Read below to claim gift.
Distracting difficulties plague your mind as it emerges from an extended season stuck on personal conundrums. Take what pleasure you can in those who surround you. You may shine a fine light onto partners and close friends of quality.
Leo: Key Points
Mars' conjunction with Saturn in Virgo may mark a difficult week for you financially. Meanwhile, extended communications with peers and within groups to which you belong reach a key point. Benefits come through being willing to reassess your practices.
Virgo: Grindstone
Mars conjoins Saturn in your sign this week, turning the average Virgo workaholic into a high-powered super-slave. Or basket case. Go ahead and put your nose to the grindstone. It will grow back. And if not, there are likely reputable plastic surgeons in your area. As an added note, don't freak out and kill anyone, no matter how much of a "stress-relief" it sounds like.
Libra: Better Them Than You
Light shines from the professional area of your life onto opportunities in your living room. Or someone's living room. Of the 12 signs, you are likely least effected by the potential difficulties of this week, while the beneficial side of whats what is likely to hit your from the right angle.
Scorpio: Keep It To Yourself
Intense communications surround the middle of the week as Mercury moves into opposition with Pluto. The Mars-Saturn conjunction may add social and technical difficulties to the mix, but don't freak out, as there are likely opportunities afoot you'd rather not ruin.
Sagittarius: This Conversation Is Over
A long season of uncertain communications comes to an end this week with you putting the nail in the coffin of certain conversations. Meanwhile, monetary opportunities come more clearly into view, but the landscape of your professional sector is a harsher than usual this week. A lighter mood next week follows as Venus moves into Leo. Yes, a life-changing month of retarded fun is right around the corner.
Capricorn: Goaty
Of the twelve zodiacal tribes, Capricorn, you are the most likely to benefit from this week's opposition between Jupiter and the Sun. The Sun shines on opportunities. Don't let the details keep you from taking advantage of the situation. Figure out how to make it happen.
Aquarius: Finger of Yod
Like the finger of an accusing god, the planets are solidly aligned to point out what's wrong with the way you've been doing things. You can take the hints and follow the clues now, or you can wait until next month's eclipses to have their way with your wayward destiny. Like it or not, your personal evolution is once more of interest to the cosmos and the chaos behind it. Consider the karmic ledger more carefully than usual.
Pisces: Escape from Martyrdom
This week's opposition of Mercury and Pluto attempts to force completion upon uncertainties surrounding your living situation. Personal conflicts have a particularly disastrous energy hovering about them this week, and are likely get blown of out proportion. This is a good week to continue to shut up take it like a Pisces. There are better times to plan your escape from martyrdom.
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COPYRIGHT ABYSSAL EPISTLES 2008Sol in Cancer, Luna in Libra
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Dear Folks,
I am fine. Thanks for asking. As you can see, I have just posted the requisite amount of weekly crack.
This Mercury retrograde has taken Der Baron down a twisted set of tunnels over the last month- the fetid bowels of Myspace customer service. Password and login problems have prevented me from logging into my account for over a month. I hope that when Mercury makes it to my Moon, I will once again be presented the keys to my profile.
In the future, I will be posting weekly horoscopes on my blogger account, and so if myspace does not cooperate, you will always be able to find the scopes here.
-B
Astrology 23-29: Cut and Burn Ointment
Disclaimer: If you do not take every word of these horoscopes with the utmost faith, you will die. Statistics bear this out. Simply scan the newspapers. You will find that an overwhelming majority of the people that die each week DID NOT read the Baron's horoscopes.
Vol. 137: Cut and Burn Ointment
The week opens onto a landscape sculpted by last week's difficult Full Moon and the end of Mercury's retrograde through Gemini. We've passed through the gates of a dramatic solstice and now stride into the fields of the season before us.
As of its Direct Station last week, Mercury has partially emerged from the astral maelstrom that sent both minds and winds swirling in disarray. The unusually strong tempests which accompanied Mercury’s retrograde through its own sign wreaked havoc in personal lives and the Midwestern United States alike. And yet even as physical winds broke loose, a certain storm has abated. Barak Obama will run for president. Reverse movement through the dividing sign of the twins marked the erasure of the divide with the democratic party. Now the problem of a conflicting pair replaced with a harmonious one. While many wonder who his Vice President will be, the media focuses on a partner they know- his wife. An echo of the Tarot Card to which the forces of Gemini are allotted- the Lovers (VI).
Speaking of the Lovers, we now find ourselves in the waning aftermath of what was, for some, a brutal Full Moon conjunct Pluto, opposing the Sun and Venus in Gemini. The Mercury retrograde and its earlier conjunction with Venus and the Sun also brought unions into question. The combinations have created atmospheric conditions ripe for brutal truth.
This week’s weather should be better than what's come before. Venus, now in tender Cancer, receives a respite from Gemini’s analytic intensity, enjoying instead the pleasures of deep union with those who have managed to stay within our inner circle through trying times.
Venus’ journey through the early degrees of Cancer this week takes her through the same degrees that Mars retrograded within from the Fall of 2007 until Mid May of 2008. And so the reconnection that Venus in Cancer tends to create stretches across the background of emotional wounds inflicted over this time. Perhaps a few wounds will be healed, or at least some comfort found in the results of difficult situations.
Horoscopes: June 23rd- 29th
Note on Horoscopes: 12 Fold horoscopes are a way to assess the general condition of the splayed rays of the zodiac. Although not without value, they are a blunt tool, and can only describe the archetypal activity in each power-zone. In order to sharpen the accuracy of the horoscopes, read your Sun Sign if you were born in the day-time, and read your Moon Sign if you were born at night. Reading the Sign in which the Ascendant is placed is also advised.
Aries: Go To Your Room
This month’s focus on the home and where you hid your heart within it is sweetened for the next few weeks with Venus’ passage through Cancer. Complete the tasks to which you’re committed, but take it easy on the itinerary. A little down time might do wonders knitting together tender tissue torn asunder earlier this year.
Taurus: Familiar Tangle
Venus’ movement into the tidepools of the Crab bring you back to the tangle of heartstrings that tie your life together into its present shape. After a confusing period of back and forth within your mind, your state is likely to relocate to your chest cavity, where the heart of the matter abides. Old connections are a comfort and old patterns a problem. You’ll find both.
Gemini: Clockwork Mess
For the last month the furious winds which usually power your windmills have likely torn the wheels from their towers. You’ll have to re-engineer the turbines which turn your erratic mental winds into useful electricity. The mess of clockwork the period’s left has plenty to teach you about your own internal mechanics. Consider what you’ve learned as you re-write your blueprints.
Cancer: Amphibious Bosom
Happy birthday to Cancers. If your friends and family butter you up during your birthday celebration this year, don’t worry. They’re not getting ready to break open your crusty shell and scoop out the tender, juicy flesh. No, its merely the presence of Venus accompanying your Solar Return this year. Enjoy it.
For those Cancers still standing in anticipation of a birthday to come, Venus’ visit to your sign will nonetheless lay gifts and good times at your doorstep. Though its not likely to make up for Mars’ depredations in your corner of the cosmos over the last year, its something. So grab hold and snuggle it to your amphibious bosom.
Leo: Lesson Learned?
This is the last full week you will find Mars in your Sign for the next 2 years. Hopefully it has enabled you to address problems in a more courageous and straightforward manner. Being courageous and straightforward does not make you right. But it does permit you to find out if you are wrong earlier rather than later. If not, then count yourself among the majority. That’s thing about mediocrity- you’re never alone.
On an additional note, the heavens may have in store a bit of relief from the difficulties that have arisen from the unknown repeatedly throughout the last year.
Virgo: Personal Imperfections
Mercury’s recent resumption of forward motion has likely set your affairs in a forward looking direction as well. That is, assuming you haven’t completely ruined everything in the confusing weeks before. If so, now is the time to iron out said miscalculations before they become incorporated into your plans. If your personal failures become too overwhelming, consider taking solace in the comforting arms of familiar comrades. They know you’re not perfect, and they’re still willing to be seen in public with you. Just not more than once a month.
Libra: Weighing The Wind
Gusts of air over the last month have likely blown your scales about, scattering the contents you were hoping to weigh to the four winds. The calculation you were hoping to make with your balancing act was essential for the course you’d set for the coming months. This week and the next will likely see you gathering together the scattered bits of data you’ll need to come to the answers you need. Impatience and premature decisions won’t actually hurry the process.
Scorpio: Spelunk Them All
The undercurrents of invisible weather wrapping around you right now are for the most part pleasant. The Sun’s and Venus’ recent entrance into Cancer speak of your revisiting questions of personal direction and meaning brooded upon for many months this winter. This re-visitation occurs under more pleasant circumstances than those of the previous season. In your ruminations you are likely to find a small tunnel connecting your relationships and certain off-limits areas within your psyche. Spelunk them. Spelunk them all.
Sagittarius: Born of Fire
The overabundant supply of social interactions provided for you over the last month wanes considerably, as connections condense into little pearls for your perusal. Pluto’s recent retreat back into your sign is also likely to have triggered a shift in your sense of self. You may find that a certain amount of your mercyless personal drive to evolve and catalyze the same in others has returned. This may complicate some of the affairs you have constructed since the New Year by threatening to simplify them with severance.
Capricorn: A Shadow Withdrawn
The entrance of Venus and the Sun into Cancer over the last few days see you returning to social situations with which you took issue over the Fall and Winter. The emotional fabric of these tapestries has altered since then, and you will find less to dislike in the picture before you. It is also worth noting that Pluto’s dark (and tiny) majesty, has withdrawn from your sign for the time being. You may find that a certain dark intensity that had begun to emerge subsiding for the next couple months. However, mark the spot at which the shadow stood, for it will return.
Aquarius: A Little Relief
Mars and Neptune’s opposition along the Nodal axis with Chiron present last week is too tangled a skein to unwind in this short space, but let me state that last week may have marked strange moments in the evolution of personal conflicts for you. This week, Venus’ movement into Cancer heralds a measure of relief to problematic financial matters for the next few weeks. It is also a time also that one is likely to reap rewards from exercise routines undertaken or dietary regimes held to.
Pisces: Who, Where
The last month has been a season where you’ve reconsidered your home and what exactly makes it that. The confusion is clearing from your living space, but there are still conversations and considerations left before the matter is settled. Meanwhile, there are pleasant connections around for you to settle into. Though your position isn’t exactly fixed, relations with others are increasingly so.
Consultation Services: If you'd like a personal consultation with the man behind the mask, message the Baron's mortal vehicle at Xroadsconsultations@gmail.com for details. The Baron is also available for birthdays, weddings, funerals and orgies.
Educational Services: Beginning and Intermediate level Online classes in Astrology and the Tarot held every quarter. Summer quarter classes begin soon. Email Xroadsconsultations@gmail.com for details.
Free Newsletter: Send an email to Nightskystrategies@gmail.com in order to subscribe to the Baron's new online monthly mini-magazine. Issue 1 launches this week!.
Sol in Cancer, Luna in Pisces
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Astrology 19th-25th: Mental Maelstrom
Disclaimer: If you do not take every word of these horoscopes with the utmost faith, you will die. Statistics bear this out. Simply scan the newspapers. You will find that an overwhelming majority of the people that die each week DID NOT read the Baron's horoscopes.
Vol. 136: Mental Maelstrom
The week opens, on Monday, with a Full Moon in Scorpio. This is the second Full Moon in Taurus/Scorpio this year. This is unusual, the astrological equivalent of a Blue Moon. The Sun in Taurus tries to stabilize shifting terrain with its solar gaze, while the Moon in Scorpio demands that the very territory owned by the gaze stays in flux. This repetition lays extra emphasis on the conflicting desire to stabilize and the evolutionary imperative to move forward.
It is interesting to note that this Full Moon in Taurus-Scorpio occurs at approximately the same degrees in the Sidereal (constellation-based) zodiac as the earlier one did in the tropical. This pair of Full Moons also places us back on a rhythm where the New Moon in each Sign takes places before the Full Moon. We’ve been dealing with the opposite for over a year now, where the Full Moon in a given sign happens before the New Moon. A subtle, but important shift to the tidal rhythms behind our time.
On the tail of Monday’s last-minute Full Moon, the Sun strides into Gemini. Mercury is already deep in the shadow of his retrograde in Gemini, and the Sun’s light is desperately needed in these clanging corridors of mind. The Sun’s movement into Gemini shifts the focus from steadying the boat to clearing the mind. As the Sun moves into Gemini, the solar energy expressed by Mars in Leo mutates. The need for self-assertion becomes increasingly tangled in the half-baked formulations of a near-retrograde Mercury.
The week begins with a Full Moon, but it ends with Venus’ entrance into Gemini, where she joins the Sun and a not-quite retrograde Mercury. Venus’ movement into Gemini adds the passionate, emotional, and deeply personal component to the mental vacillations of the soon-to-be retrograde Mercury. Venus’ movement into Gemini completes the configuration that’ll be shining down on us for the next several weeks: Mercury, the Sun, and Venus in Gemini. The Sun, representing the central focus of affairs, Mercury, carrying with it the mind, and Venus marshalling the passions and finances all move slowly towards June 8th, when they will align within a single degree, bringing things to a head. Wait for it.
In short, we stride uncertainly from the unstable pasture of Taurus into the wild mental winds of Gemini.
Horoscopes: May 19th-25th
Note on Horoscopes: 12 Fold horoscopes are a way to assess the general condition of the splayed rays of the zodiac. Although not without value, they are a blunt tool, and can only describe the archetypal activity in each power-zone. In order to sharpen the accuracy of the horoscopes, read your Sun Sign if you were born in the day-time, and read your Moon Sign if you were born at night. Reading the Sign in which the Ascendant is placed is also advised.
ARIES: Memory Aid
The Full Moon this Monday lays one last exclamation point on your finances before the Sun heads into Gemini. Then, on Tuesday, the Sun’s entrance into Gemini will send a spotlight to shed some light on your thought process. Once Venus heads into Gemini this weekend, it’ll be high time to let people know what they’ve been missing: You. Help them remember.
TAURUS: Unsettled Cattle
It’s been a rather dramatic month for birthday bovines. At the end of this week, Venus leaves Taurus, leaving your troubled pasture for the complicated world of Gemini. Second thoughts about everything are likely to come creeping in for the first few weeks Venus is in Gemini. Hold your ground and keep your head.
GEMINI: Identity Calculation
This week Mercury is joined by the Sun and then Venus in your Sign. As your birthday rolls around, the emphasis shifts to you. Mercury’s almost retrograde will likely find you deep in thought but short on words. You’ve likely in the midst of important and esoteric mathematical equations whose end product will be your identity. In the mean time, assign the less mathematically inclined Twin to keep your feet out of your mouth.
CANCER: Thick and Chunky Style
The planets have decided to have a giant party in the deepest reaches of your psyche, and you’re not invited. Expect what’s been pushed aside to pop into your head and other people’s mouths for the next few weeks. These little demons are stirring the cauldron of experience you’ve accumulated over the last 6 months into a hearty and edible alchemical stew. But it will take a while. And it will be horribly poisonous until its done. So keep your fingers out of the pot.
LEO: Special Note
Early this week, the Sun and Moon shine one last ray of light on important changes in the relationship between your home life and professional ventures. As the Sun and Venus enter Gemini, your focus shifts more and more heavily towards a series of negotiations and conversations with friends and fellows in familiar circles. The Baron senses big moves are afoot. Special Note: Don’t be an asshole.
VIRGO: St. Prudence the Boring
As the Sun and then Venus slip into Gemini to join a near-retrograde Mercury, the emphasis shifts solidly to your professional situation. Unresolved questions swarm it like flies around a neglected picnic. Or words around a bad metaphor. If it hasn’t been made clear by either the Baron or the world around you, you need to play it smart and conservative. Enshrine you dreams in prudence.
Libra: Lo Pan
Your directional sense continues to spin free of magnetic north. The Sun’s entry into Gemini on Tuesday will intensify the strength of your free wheeling considerations and Venus’ entrance over the weekend will toss in her emotional and financial 2 cents. Venus’ addition to the maental maelstrom will, however, pull your primary guidance system into the situation, and lend a sense of direction just before Mercury turns retrograde early next week.
Scorpio: The Wacky Arachnid Show
Another Full Moon for you, Scorpio. The bright blue beams decree that the mutations will continue. In fact, transformations of a variety of sorts will be on your mind, in your heart, and under your fingernails consistently for the next few weeks. This focus on changes contrasts with the bold and outgoing energy that has been filling your stinger since Mars moves into Leo. It is as if part of you was weaving a cocoon while another is on stage, tap-dancing.
Sagittarius: Twice as Awesome
The planets are conspiring to fill your social calendar for the next few weeks. What busy-ness has already begun will only grow as the Sun and then Venus enter Gemini this week. You’ll be having conversations with everyone’s evil twin. They’ll take turns speaking with your human half and horse’s ass. They might be able to tell the difference, but you can’t.
Capricorn: Things That Don’t Matter
Capricorn, there’s likely a pile-up of work you need to do in order to make progress in the direction you’ve chosen. Adjustments, corrections, do overs and technical problems are hovering around the coming period, like mildly frightening ghosts. You’ll be fine, as long as you don’t waste your time and energy fighting battles with things that don’t exist or that don’t matter.
Aquarius: Bright Ideas
Developing questions about lovers, life-style and creative projects find fuel as the Sun and then Venus enter Gemini this week. There are dualities emerging that suggest that decisions need to be made, but information is likely currently insufficient. Your relationships are relatively flammable right now, so be careful with your bright ideas.
Pisces: Not Drunk
The situation hovering around your home intensifies this week, as first the Sun, and then Venus roll into Gemini. Expect your foundations on both physical and emotional levels to undergo continuous renovation over the next several weeks. Just don’t expect the crew to show up on time, or not drunk.
Consultation Services: If you'd like a personal consultation with the man behind the mask, message the Baron's mortal vehicle at Xroadsconsultations@gmail.com for details. The Baron is also available for birthdays, weddings, funerals and orgies.
Educational Services: Beginning and Intermediate level Online classes in Astrology and the Tarot held every quarter. Spring quarter classes begin soon. Email Xroadsconsultations@gmail.com for details.
Free Newsletter: Send an email to Nightskystrategies@gmail.com in order to subscribe to the Baron's new online monthly mini-magazine. Issue 1 launches on May 21st.
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Sol in Gemini, Luna in Sagittarius
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